Friday, April 28, 2006


Do you lie awake at night wondering what the Dean's response to my letter was?

Well, wonder no longer: here it is (I have done some paraphrasing) -

Dear Lesley,

Thank you for your letter. I completely sympathize with your frustration. However, please go fuck yourself.


the Dean.

PS: McMaster will now be randomly charging you three grand, despite the fact that you are no longer a student here, and sending said account statement to your parents in order to give them both heart attacks (again!), thereby moving one step closer to completing the university's plan of slowly but totally decimating your life. (This ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED!)